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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEINDIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN,HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN,HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN

Dil Dard Karta Hain Jis Ki Duwa Tum Ho, Agar Qiyamat Ka Daar Na Hota, Toh Keh Dehteh Khuda Tum Ho

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the,Woh kya soch rahe honge?THINK ????"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI??"

A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Gamo mai bhi muskurana chahta hu mein, tumhe bhulake ek nayi duniya basana chata hu mein, magar na jane kyo nikal ate hai ashoo, jab bhi tumhe bhulana chahta hu mein!

Koi sham aati hai aapki yaad lekar,Koi sham jati hai aapki yaad dekar,Hamein to us sham ka intezar hai,Jo aaye aapko saath lekar.

Mat Karo Aisa VadaMat karo aisa vada, jise tum nibha naa sako, Mat Chaaho us ko, jeese tum paa naa sako, Pyar bhi kaha.n keesee ka poora hota hai, Pyar ka pahela akshar hi adhoora hota hai.

Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi???

Ek ghalti ne kiya humen barbad, kaise karen hum ye faryaad. Os ne sadyon ki judaye di humen, ab kaise karen zindagi ko abaad. Wo janta hain ke hum ose karte hain pyar, pher bhi kartha hain wo inkaar, is pyar ne rolaya humen itna, ke chahenge na kise ko is ke baad.

Gairo se karoge pyar to apno ka kya hoga, apne dil meh saje hasin um armaano ka kya hoga, jaogay hum se door aue karogay bewafai to mere dil pe ho thir chalengay un zhakmo ka kya hoga?

Raat itni haseen hai ke sab geheri neend mein hai, hum hi woh badnaseeb hai, jo tumhari yaad mein jal rahe hai.

To aur kya kartePyar tumse na karte, To aur kya karte, Jaan tumaare naam na karte, To aur kya karte, Tum zindagi ho hamaari, Tumpe na marte, To aur kya karte.

Subah ki pehli kiran ho tum,Mere chaman ka pehla phool ho tum,Yu hi khilti rehna hamesha mere chaman mein, Meri zindagi ko roshan karna aapni muskurahat se tum.

Na tum ithne haseen hote, na hum tum par fida hote na tum rothe na hum rothe na yeh do dil judaa hote.

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye,Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye.

KAFNNA DAALO KAFN MERE CHEHRE PAR,MUJHE AADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI, NA DAFNAON MERI LASH KO,MUJHE UMMEED HAIN UNKE AANE KI

Teri chahat hai pehli tamanna meriTere dam se hai saathi ye duniya meriTujhe pakar hai puri hui hasrateinTeri saanso se chalti hai saanse meri

Aankho mein tasveerAankho mein teri tasveer hai,jubaa par tera naam hai,kya kare sanam hum to teri chahat mein badnaam hain..

Chand ko garoor hai,key uskey paas bahut noor hai,mein kis par garoor karon,mera chand hi bahut door hai.

HUM NE KI KAL UNSE DIL KI BAAT, UNHONE DIKHAYA HUM KO KHALI HAATH, HAATH HI BAHOT HAI LE KAR AANE KE LIYE BAARAAT, HUME CHAHIYE JINGDI BHAR KE LIYE AAPKA SAATH!

Chandni raat ho,tum saath na ho, to dekhon jab bhi mein is chand ko, tumhara hi chehra dikhe mujhko.Chandni raat ho, tum mere saath ho, to chup jaaye yeh chaand kahin dekh tere chaand se chehre ko.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

judge-what you do?prisnor-This & thatjudge-where you live?prisnor-here&therejudge(to policeman)-Arrest him.prisnor-when i will come outjudge-sooner&later

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya babamarvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.“No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .

….payal chankati ayee thi…..….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?2sra : nahin1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.

2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!

Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,jab mohabbat mein marna pada,hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…Khali ladkiya bachti hai,baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.Tell why this odd combination?SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .

A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..

Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,lekin baat khas hui nahi,tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….

deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai
thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….

May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.

What is the height of Flirting?....Its When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

There is alwaysa ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.But not near girl’scollege. why?BcozVEHICLES AUTOMATICALLYGO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

Rules for board exam:har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
What is the height of mixed emotions???when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,People who do less work…make less mistakes,People who do no work…make no mistakes,People who make no mistakes…get promoted.